I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
are you a dog? no ? goodbye
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
Holy fuck finally someone who understands